Jello Salad-Why?
I don't think there is anything that disgusts me more than jello salad. Why, oh why, would anyone think they were a good idea. I like jello, I like fruit. I do not, however, appreciate them when smooshed together in a weird gelationous mixture of nastiness. Soft soft squishy squishy oh there's a crunchy hard thing wonder what's coming next I think I just ate a pit more soft more squishy that grape was probably rotten oh my God why am I eating this. And that doesn't even cover the jello salads with carrots in them. Deeeeeeesgusting. Who comes up with this stuff? And why?
Jello salad definitely makes the top 5 list of things I will not eat.
1. Marachino cherries
2. Peanut butter (when not mixed with chocolate)
3. Scalloped potatoes
4. Nuts, except peanuts and even then rarely do I feel the need.
5. Jello Salad
I cannot finish this post because I have to go eat some ice cream. Definitely on my foods I will eat list.
2 Comments:
Oh, Jamie, let's not fight. Besides, some of my best friends and family are misguided liberals. Thankfully, I'm pretty confident that G.W. rolls Kerry like a blunt in November, saving "you people" from what you think you want. Smiles. As far as jello salad, just jello in general is nasty. End of story. You couldn't add enough booze to Jello shots to make me consider eating them. Well...maybe you could, but it would need to be a lot. You missed a couple of foods on that list, however, namely: strawberries. Just an awful food. Wow, did you notice that I respond to anything that anybody posts? Is it because I have absolutely nothing else to do? Should I get out more? Make some new friends? Plant a tree? Probably yes. To think, the highlight of my night tonight will probably be Damon's karaoke, unless that's lame. Have I bored you to tears yet? Are you even still reading? Hello? Briggor Flickle!
Nate.
A Peanut is not a nut. It's a Legume.
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