Rojita translates to "Little Red". Um, could you get any less politically correct? 

Check out my sweet ass NFL bed!!! Quite a find in Nicaragua. Could I be any happier? 

I'M SORRY JULES!!

I have to send out a hearty apology to one Ms. Julianne Cox for not putting her on the people that love me list. That was a terrible omission, especially since she's the one that leaves me comments all the time. YO MUCHO SORRY-O!

Also, Carrie Miller has been removed from the Lista de Mierda. Thanks for the phone call buddy! I do need to add one Mr. Paul Hoehnen, however. I don't even know if he's alive!!! I also can't believe I forgot him.

And Lee, I'm sure someone would show you how to use your phone. Or maybe you should have answered when I called. Oh, that's right, you don't answer your phone EVER. You'd better make up for your lack of long distance friend abilities when I get back. I'm talking cake here. A big one. With chocolate frosting. Actually, you should probably make the cake chocolate too. With chocolate roses on top. And some of those cool letters that say "I'm sorry I was a bad friend but I really missed you and it broke my heart every time I thought about calling you because I knew it would make me miss you more but now that you're home I promise to prove my undying friendship to you." If you could make those chocolate flavored I'd really appreciate it. Okay?

The Shit List

LISTA DE MIERDA

These are the people from whom I have not received a single letter or phone call and totally expected to.

Catherine Ingham
Carrie Miller
Lee Richards
David Allain
Bridget Kraus

The last three fuckers haven’t even emailed me. The first two are my best friends in the world. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

List of people that love me

JULIE COX!!!!!
Sandy Forster
Ashly Shannon
Jess Doucette
Katie Hagen
Nat
Mom Bouvette
Cherie Ruff

The last four are family so they don’t really count. They have to love me.

011-(506)234-8865

You have 2 weeks to redeem yourselves. I will be gone from this Friday until Monday, March 28 however. Don’t send any more mail though, I probably won’t get it.

WHAT THE FUCK TICE?

So I leave the country for 3 measly months and Tice and McComb think that they can do whatever the hell they want with my team??? Moss to the Raiders? Are they under some illusion that they're going to draft someone better? That Moss is somehow past his prime? I mean, I don't really even like the guy but let's be serious for a minute, he's the best. And I can't nobody informed me before this. Seriously people, half of the US could fall into the ocean and I wouldn't learn about it until one of you told me. KEEP ME UPDATED. Back to Sharks.

Megan and Chris, two of my most goodest friends down here.  

These are a couple of the people that I hang out with. I'm not sure why.