Help Me Help You

My life is boring and therefore if I were to update my blog it, in turn, would also be boring. You can help this. Please, help make my life more interesting. Come visit me, send me a stripper gram, come visit me, fly me to Europe for the weekend, come visit me, buy me a dinosaur or come visit me. The options are endless! The reward would be the pleasure of being able to use a few minutes of your long work day to read the refreshing anecdotes cleverly told by yours truly. So, as I plead in the title of this blog, help me help you.