Homemade Quiz
Of course all (5) of my blog readers has received those quizes asking your answers to questions like "If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?" or "Have you ever been in love?" and, of course, "Who do you think will return this quiz first?". Someone has to make these things, right? Of course they do. I have decided to be one of those people. Yes, that's right, I am now making a quiz that you will have to copy, paste, and fill out in your own blog or, if you don't have one, leave it as a comment. And if you don't there will be consequences. I know people.
1. What would be more likely to make you confess: The Rack or Chinese Water Torture?
2. If you had to choose a superhero to fight would you pick Superman, Spiderman, Batman or Chuck Norris? How would you defeat them?
3. Who is more attractive: Imhotep (in fully regenerated form), The Scorpion King, or Rick O'Connel?
4. What is the name of your car? If it doesn't have a name you are a bad car parent.
5. Which word is more fun to say, aardvark or spork?
6. What's the grossest thing you've ever eaten?
7. Make a sentence using the following words: eskimo, dungeon, vessel, honey badger, pantaloons
8. Did you have an imaginary friend when you were a kid (or now)? What was its name? Was it because you were too uncool to have real friends?
9. If you were going to have a cereal named after you what would it be called? And what would it taste like?
10. If you could have one super power what would it be?
11. Have you ever voluntarily watched "From Justin to Kelly"?
12. Doodle Bear or Aqua Doodle?
13. Do you believe in psychics?
14. How many medium sized baked potatoes could you eat in one sitting?
15. Invent a word. Define it and use it in a sentence.
16. Who would you rather meet, The Kool-Aid Guy, the Michelin Man or the Snuggle Bear?
17. Who's creepier, Quagmire or Zap Branigan?
18. When was the last time you cried? Sissy.
19. If you had a sidekick what would his name be?
20. Have you ever had a crush on a cartoon character?
Okay, now I suppose I should answer my own questions.
1. What would be more likely to make you confess: The Rack or Chinese Water Torture?
Chinese Water Torture for sure. That shit would be ANNOYING. Possibly even more annoying than children.
2. If you had to choose a superhero to fight would you pick Superman, Spiderman, Batman or Chuck Norris? How would you defeat them?
Spiderman. I capture him and keep him in a jar. Perhaps bring him for show and tell.
3. Who is more attractive: Imhotep (in fully regenerated form), The Scorpion King, or Rick O'Connel?
This a tough one but I'm going to have to go with The Scorpion King. Not when he had the actual scorpion body though, I'm not attracted to bug bodies. Usually.
4. What is the name of your car? If it doesn't have a name you are a bad car parent.
Snowby.
5. Which word is more fun to say, aardvark or spork?
Aardvark. But you have say with a Boston accent.
6. What's the grossest thing you've ever eaten?
I haven't really eaten anything too gross. I guess that salmon in a box that Ashly had for like 20 years.
7. Make a sentence using the following words: eskimo, dungeon, vessel, honey badger, pantaloons
Larry the Eskimo and I had just sailed our vessel to the coast of Africa (home of the honey badger) when we were thrown into a deep, dark dungeon for illegally using pantaloons.
8. Did you have an imaginary friend when you were a kid (or now)? What was its name? Was it because you were too uncool to have real friends?
No, I didn't, but now I wish I had. Stupid real friends.
9. If you were going to have a cereal named after you what would it be called? And what would it taste like?
Jaim-Bos And they would taste like toothpaste.
10. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Time warping, definitely time warping.
11. Have you ever voluntarily watched "From Justin to Kelly"?
Part of it. Okay, almost all of it. And I deeply regret every second.
12. Doodle Bear or Aqua Doodle?
Doodle Bear.
13. Do you believe in psychics?
No. I am, however, addicted to Psychic Detectives. I'm pretty sure they're making that shit up though.
14. How many medium sized baked potatoes could you eat in one sitting?
Seven.
15. Invent a word. Define it and use it in a sentence.
Smank. The liquidy ooze left in the wake of a slug. "All the bird had to do to find his dinner was follow the smank trail"
16. Who would you rather meet, The Kool-Aid Guy, the Michelin Man or the Snuggle Bear?
The Kool-Aid guy FOR SURE. But if he busted through one of my walls instead of just using the damn door I would be seriously angry at him.
17. Who's creepier, Quagmire or Zap Branigan?
I'm going to go with Quagmire on this one. I think it's the chin.
18. When was the last time you cried? Sissy.
When Turbo met his untimely demise. He was like a brother to me...A shiny red brother.
19. If you had a sidekick what would his name be? What would he look like.
Koodart. He would be small, pink, fuzzy and nice to everyone but he would have a deep, dark secret that even I didn't know.
20. Have you ever had a crush on a cartoon character?
Hell yeah, can you say ALADDIN? Launchpad wasn't half bad either...
3 Comments:
Wasn't Launchpad a duck? I think that raises some serious beastiality issues? At least Alladdin was a man or boy, actually he may have been gay. I don't even know who some of these people are, but in an effort to actually post entires in my blog I will answer your questions...at the new improved http://truppe.us/ (shameless plug)
I may do your quiz... although, that would mean I would have to break my streak of no blog posts. I'm actually currently working on a new and improved blog with some super sweet features. Maybe once that's up I'll do it. Also, it doesn't seem like anyone else knows who Zap Branigan is. I guess nobody else watches Futurama.
1. What would be more likely to make you confess: The Rack or Chinese Water Torture?
Chinese Water Torture. Gross. I would freak. When the drips started to bore a hole in my forehead, I'd tell you whatever you want.
2. If you had to choose a superhero to fight would you pick Superman, Spiderman, Batman or Chuck Norris? How would you defeat them?
Spiderman. Spiderman sucks. I would make up some horribly moronic supervillian name like Dr. Crazypants the Ogre and wear a crazy mask with something infused into my spine and kick the shit out of stupid, useless Spiderman.
3. Who is more attractive: Imhotep (in fully regenerated form), The Scorpion King, or Rick O'Connel?
CAN YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEELL WHAT THE SCORPION KING IS COOKIN'?
4. What is the name of your car? If it doesn't have a name you are a bad car parent.
Carlos Montgomery or The Monte.
5. Which word is more fun to say, aardvark or spork?
Spork, spork, sporkity spork.
6. What's the grossest thing you've ever eaten?
It's a toss-up between calamari and that bite of a deep-fried snickers bar at Winter Carnival. Blech.
7. Make a sentence using the following words: eskimo, dungeon, vessel, honey badger, pantaloons
The eskimo was in the dungeon putting on his pantaloons when he heard a sound from the vessel, which caused him to inquire, "Honey Badger, is that you?" (Jaime, you're fucking ridiculous.)
8. Did you have an imaginary friend when you were a kid (or now)? What was its name? Was it because you were too uncool to have real friends?
I don't remember having a specific imaginary friend, but I talked to myself. I was an only child and I lived in the fricking woods.
9. If you were going to have a cereal named after you what would it be called? And what would it taste like?
It would be called Pulaski Puffs and they would be strictly marshmallows.
10. If you could have one super power what would it be?
To shoot spaghetti out of my fingertips. If someone pissed me off, I'd love to just shoot them with spaghetti. "you're very rude, enjoy your spaghetti."
11. Have you ever voluntarily watched "From Justin to Kelly"?
Uh, negative, Ghostwriter.
12. Doodle Bear or Aqua Doodle?
Huh? I don't want to be called either.
13. Do you believe in psychics?
I'm gonna say no, but I'll never go to one because I don't want to know what they'd say.
14. How many medium sized baked potatoes could you eat in one sitting?
With sour cream?? 3, IF I had to.
15. Invent a word. Define it and use it in a sentence.
This is hard. I want you to know. I should really be working and I'm stuck. Um...nubboswill...(n) food particles in a beverage. Hey, who backwashed at left nubboswill in my fucking soda?!
16. Who would you rather meet, The Kool-Aid Guy, the Michelin Man or the Snuggle Bear?
The Snuggle Bear, circa 1985. I WANTED the Snuggle Bear.
17. Who's creepier, Quagmire or Zap Branigan?
Who are these people??
18. When was the last time you cried? Sissy.
Um, last night, but I'm going through a rough time. If anyone would like to help, call my boyfriend and tell him to stop sucking at life. Thank you.
19. If you had a sidekick what would his name be?
Skamp. That way, if something went wrong because of him, I could look around and be like, "What the...*sigh* Skamp. You rascal." and I really don't think I could be mad at a sidekick named Skamp. It would just be another one of our crazy adventures.
20. Have you ever had a crush on a cartoon character?
Do video game characters count? I had the mad jones for Ryu on Street Fighter II.
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