Get Your Degree in Two Weeks!

I have finally decided what to do about that pesky higher education business, thanks to gksw5q12ex (see comments on previous post). I will obtain my degree in two weeks or less. It's fully verifiable too. Yes, I am sure everything is quite legitimate. Hell, if it only takes two weeks I might as well get 30 of them. Don't worry, I still won't be qualified for a job in Milwaukee.

To address another comment on my previous blog, I DO NOT HAVE A BOYFRIEND ASHLY. Are you trying to give me heart palpatations? For those of you who don't know, Ashly is probably the one person in the world worse at picking men to date than me. For two smart broads we sure are dumb about dudes. Oh well, we'll get ours in the end Ash, probably when we find that rainbow with the pot of attractive, successful, mature, confident, non-cheating, truth telling and, of course, well hung men at the end.

T-Dizzle, sorry I missed your Bosch appearance, I had to work pretty late. Also, I don't think I could show my face in there again for awhile. I was plastered last time I was there and I'm sure I offended someone or gave them a reason to make fun of me for all eternity. Again.

Okay, I think I got all my old buisness covered. Does anyone have any new business to discuss? Because I sure as hell don't. Our landlord just left after showing our apartment (the lease is up in September). I wasn't aware that Sandy and I wanted to move. Oh, that's right, WE DON'T. She is such a raging bitch. She looks like this cute little grandma type too. The little plant she sent us when we moved in was to throw us off and make us think that she was no, in fact, the personification of evil. Clever woman. And it almost worked. For thirty seconds.

I guess that pretty much covers it for now. I promise next time you tune in there will be either a classic rant or a classic roast waiting for you. None of this boring real life bullshit. Peace.