Bumper Stickers
As I was driving around (and around and around and around and around) NMU today searching in vain for a parking spot I noticed a proliferation of bumper stickers. Bad bumper stickers. The first one I happened upon said "The World Is The Most Messed Up Place in the Whole World." Pardon??? Is this witty? At all? NO. The next one said "Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?" While mildly clever (for about a second) it is not something I would like plastered on the back of my $20,000 vehicle. Hell, it's not something I'd want on the back of my 10 speed. Yet another doozy was the ol' "I don't want a slice of the pie, I want a whole different pie" What wrong with our pie? Too good for our pie? ASS. Basically the moral of this story is that bumper stickers are stupid and NMU really, really needs to do something about their parking situation. To make us pay $65 for a parking pass and then not provide us with enough places to park?? That's bullshit!!! Today, after driving around for FORTY-FIVE FREAKIN' MINUTES looking for a spot I finally jumped the curb and parked on the grass, next to about 15 other people. I arrived back at my car just in time to see Public Safety snapping a ticket under my windshield wiper. ON THE FIRST DAY OF CLASSES. Give it to me up the ass one more time NMU. Watch out though, I'm starting to like it.
4 Comments:
Oh, it's so cute. You college kids and your complaints about the parking. Bad parking is a part of college, much like being drunk on Wednesday and borrowing money is. Parking was ridiculi for all 4 years I went to Northern. The year Brooke lived in the dorms I think I ended up with $200 in tickets by the end of the fall semester. Also, I want to get funny bumper stickers like: "Tibet can kiss my American ass." and "Phish broke up. Time to get a job, freeloader." I'm not sure I would slap a sticker on the Gutlass and I sure as beans wouldn't put one on my Intrepid-to-be. What would be funny, and you'll have to think on this one, a bumper sticker on a Dodge Stratus that says: "I have 20 people under me at work! That's big time stuff!"
Nate
Mister Tony are you trying to mack on Jaime due to her blogging? Isn't that weird? Nate you rock like a chicken cock and should definately go into the Bumper sticker business...Also Jaime, the bumper stickers being dumb are due to the large amount of stupid people at NMU...I know the summer makes you forget that...let me be the first to remind you...
Hey, just for reference, I DO NOT work for public safety anymore, so dont be mad at me about parking tickets ;)
~(Josh)
sorry to hear bout the ticket, always remember a short walk on a nice day from lot 21 isn't all that harsh.... anyways second tony's comments diffently a hot pic!!!
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