FUCKING KIDS

Oh no, that's not a rant on the wee ones in society, it's an expression of utter delight. It was one of many, many great expressions used in the past three days. Let me just start this out by saying that Tuesday night was the funnest night I've had since, well, forever.
Monday night Ashly and I got into a HUGE fight that ended up abruptly with her saying "I'm not fucking going tomorrow, this is fucking bullshit." Bridget and I woke her up the next morning to convince her to come, which she barely did. Man am I glad we could. We had a FRICKIN' BLAST. If you think that I'm repeating myself it's because it was that much fun.
Tuesday we left early, but not as early as intended, and got down to Mill-Town around 1ish, met Ang and The Deej (Mike), and headed to Great America. Needless to say, that was fun. How could rollercoasters and a giant swing not be? We got caught in a deluge and even that was fun.
Tuesday night (funnest night of my life (FNOML) we got ready and headed to the bars pretty early. Notice how I didn't mention eating dinner. That's because we didn't. Ugh. There was some drunkeness, some Greek food, some pictures with cabbies, you know, the usual.
In an effort to not bore the hell out of anyone reading this, I will just rehash my favorite memories of the past few days. If you've read Ash's blog these may be repeats. I'm sure I'll think of more after I post this.

1. Ash doing her techno jive outside of Cush because there was no outside wall and you really didn't need to actually enter the bar to hear the music.
2. Angelo's "How was yer shower?" "Did you wash all your parts" comments. These must be said in a scary, scratchy voice at a very loud volume. Repeatedly.
3. The Deej, when talking to a hobo (Truck) trying to get some spare change "No, I don't have any, but I appreciate your effort"
4. POLAAAAAAAAAASKI.
5. The sandwich throwing magic that is Jimmy John's.
6. Beej Threve, Under the Beej, Threve. Joe Eighty-Teen, Under the Joe, Eighty-Teen
7. Ashly spraying Bridget with a bottle of beer for calling herself fat.
8. "NAKED REFRIGERATOR PICTURES!!!" Note: There was no full nudity.
9. The startling realization that if you say anything loud, it becomes funny.
10. The discovery of my new hangover prevention method.
11. The re-discovery of DRRRRRRRRRRRRY ROASTED! (Also must be said in a scratchy, scary voice)
12. The birth of the new definition of "kids." The proliferant use of such word.
13. The Deej screaming his lungs out going UP the ramp on The Viper rollercoaster. The rest of us joining in, with sporadic yelling of "This is totally kids" interrupting our cries of "terror".
14. And finally, EVERYTHING

If you can't tell, I had the greatest vacation ever. The only negative point is that it was extremely short. I'm sorry to all for the repeated screaming of "How was yer shower?" "Did you wash all yer parts" "Polaaaaaaaski" and "Drrrrrrrrrrrry roasted" you will undoubtly hear as a direct result of this vacation.