Appreciate It Before It's Gone...Or Still There But Useless To You

You know how "they" say that you never can truly appreciate something until it's gone. That's not true. I've always appreciated my shower. Every warm droplet of body cleansing moisture. (Don't forget, moisture is the essence of wetness) AND NOW IT'S GONE. GONE!!! Have you ever tried to live without a shower in your apartment? I don't recommend it. What did people do before they could take showers? What kind of world did they live in? HOW DID THEY SURVIVE???? I feel like some sort of refugee, traveling downstairs, begging for a shower and a crust of bread if she can spare it. I am decreeing today National Hug Your Shower Day. Let it feel your love, hug it, squeeze it, call it George. Whatever you need to do.
(For those who are have not been informed of the situation or inconvenienced by me and my entourage begging a shower, the shower in our apartment has been rendered unuseable by faulty plumbing and a rotting floor)
On the upside, we are now able to use our shower if we absolutely need to. We think. Maybe. No guarantees were made by our friendly neighborhood plumber. And there's always the chance of falling through the floor and landing our wet, naked asses in Christina's kitchen.