Football And The Average Citizen

What is it about football that can turn your average citizen into a raving maniac? I'm not excluding myself in this assessment, as I have been known to physically injure someone when they dared to laugh at a particularly bad play (sorry Katie!). I have some maniacal tendencies anyway though, everyone knows that. I'm just interested in knowing how this one sport can come between so many people. On Sunday anyone that wears the green and gold automatically becomes my sworn enemy, the object of my ridicule and the victim of my merciless fault findings. Like day, on this fine, fine day in which the CHICAGO BEARS beat the GREEN BAY PACKERS in LAMBEAU FIELD. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This frees me from any put downs if the Vikings lose tomorrow night. I'm in the superior position, I have the upper hand, the week belongs to me. If any Packer bitches start to ask the ever so clever "What happened to the Vikings Jaime?" I can return with, hey, do you remember when the Packers lost to THE BEARS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA. This is only factoring in the the Vikings lose which, of course, they will not. The Eagles are an awesome team but the Vikings, despite their perpetual running back problems, WILL DOMINATE! DOMINATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See what I mean about that raving maniac stuff?