Laying In Bed
Laying in bed when you can't sleep has to be the most thought provoking experience I can think of. Some of these thoughts don't make a lot of sense. Like what happens if you have an endangered animal but it only eats endangered plants? Do you kill the animal and save the plants? Or do you let the animal live until it eats the plants into extinction and then dies out itself? Honest to God I contemplated this for quite some time last night. I finally came to the decision that we need to just let nature take its course. Maybe the plant species will somehow find a way to survive. Then, naturally, my thoughts drifted to finding my soulmate. Hey, I'm a girl after all. But then, THEN I started thinking about endangered animals finding soulmates. I mean, it would be so hard. There are 6 billion people on the earth and I can seem to find someone worth dating AND interested in me enough to date me. Think if I were a black rhino and there were only like 7 other black rhinos and they lived like a hundred miles away from me. What then???? Do I settle? Or do I hold out for the perfect one but possibly put the future of your species in jeopardy? I would really like to tell you at this point that I just made this all up, but alas, that's not true. Ash can't sleep it's because she's worrying about what grad school she'll go to, whether she'll get her GA job, etc. etc. I lay awake and worry about what I would do I were a lonely black rhino.
Please give me something else to think about.
5 Comments:
Good luck on the soul mate thing, sport. Someday your rhino will come...or something. Um, yeah. Interesting thought on endangered plants/endangered animals. I would actually say: "Let em' both die out. Especially if they're on prime shopping mall land." I'm Nathan J. Holtslander, and I approved this message. By the way, there already has been a D&D movie in the late 90's. Sorry that I won't be writing that one.
Nate
I would have to disagee on letting nature take it's course...I would kill the endangered animal or at least separate it from the endangered plant...maybe there are other plants that it would eat but it's just too damn picky to give em a chance...As for the black hippo goes...thats sad dude...don't write stuff like that...I however feel that if he was in search for the perfect black hippo soulmate then he would just fornicate with random black hippos so that the species could survive but when those black hippos come looking for a rock or child support, I say, buck on out of town endangered black hippo! And maybe thats the cause for their instinction anyways...maybe female black hippos are too demanding...or maybe the male black hippo had too much to drink and can't get aroused...I feel like I just turned this comment into my own blog...Jaime stop making me ponder shit, I'm as equally bored as you are!
RHINO CARRIE, RHINO
Nobody cares about black hippos.
I do.
I care about black hippos.
Now I must continue to worry about grad school and not sleep. :)
HIPPO
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