College

It's getting down to the wire. Only 2 more weeks of classes then exams and it's MQT see ya later. How depressing. Yes, I get to go to sunny, beautiful Costa Rica. That's a big bonus. However, immediatly following my return I have to go live with DA da DAAAAA MY MOM. Don't get me wrong, I have the coolest mom in the world but she's still my mom. And I am 22 years old. Ish. Ash and I went to a house party last week and when I saw all the wee ones (you know, sophomores) there I kinda wished that I was still in my first years of college and I wasn't about to be faced with the problem of actually paying for all the fun I've had in the last 4 1/2 years. I like not having to worry about real life. I like seeing my friends everyday. I like excusing excess drinking by flippantly saying "It's okay, I'm in college." But I guess when I think about it I also like having enough money to buy what I want. I like the idea of having an apartment of my very own. I like the idea of getting a puppy (Rover). I guess I'm missing everybody before I even leave. It's weird to think that nothing will change around here when I leave. Hell, Lee won't even know that I'm gone! It would be nice to think that my leaving would have a profound effect on everybody's lives but that's just not going to happen. I'll come back and Bridget will still be mooning people, Ash will still be yelling all the damn time, Carrie will have had 14 boys of the week, Lee and Dave will still be the two funniest (but laziest) people that I know, Jess will have eaten 28908123 more cheese quesadillas...but I'll be different. At least that's what they tell me. Weird.
Wow, this is a pretty self-reflective blog. What the hell is wrong with me? I'm off to drink away that bullshit....

Requested Update

This is for Jess.
I have very little to say. I just went out to dinner with Ash, Bridget, Carrie and this guy that Carrie is trying to hook me up with, Mike, who saw me at the bar Saturday and apparently, in his extreme drunkeness, thought I was cute. She just looooooooves to play matchmaker. Unfortunately, she failed to tell him about the whole situation. In the middle of dinner Carrie receives a text message. It's from Mike, who is sitting right next to her. Interesting. Come to find out it reads "Is Bridget single?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can't even be offended. It's a good thing Bridget is cute though, otherwise I'd be offended. I hung up with Carrie after she got done telling me the story and 5 minutes later my phone rings. It's Mike trying to explain himself. That was one uncomfortable conversation. But it's all cool now. Moral of the story, do not let Carrie hook you up with anyone.

Where, Oh Where, Has My Ambition Gone?

I must say, it's a damn good thing this semester is almost over or I'd be in extreme danger of failing all my classes. I can't seem to make myself go anymore. I didn't miss more than 3 classes in the first 2 months. I've missed 3 classes this week already. And let's not talk about last week. I think there may be some truth to this senioritis thing. Either that or I'm just lazy. Yeah, probably that lazy thing.

I think that I would be very upset if my best friend turned to evil. I mean, just imagine how Buzz Lightyear felt when Warp went to Zurg and became Dark Matter. He had to have been devastated. I guess this is just a little warning to my friends: Don't turn to evil, I'll be very upset. (This was for you Lee)

I really don't have anything to say, I just don't feel like taking a shower and needed something else to do. I guess it's time to go scrub the smell of the Nickel and the dirtiness of that old man that thought I was hot shit off of me.

"I'm pretty sure I've probably never satisfied any woman" -Trinity Lukasik

Worst. Loser. Ever.

This apparently is not my week for winning. I'm pretty sure I jinxed people simply by wanting them to win. Okay, it's not as bad as all that, but in the past week Kerry lost, Pulaski's Purple Pandas went down and the Vikings dropped to 5-3. All 3 were close, very close. All 3 brought to light, once again, what a terrible loser I am, I'm such a huge baby about it. I felt physically ill after we lost our dodgeball game last night. This was before I threw a temper tantrum. Sorry Dave! I guess it's because I won't have a chance to avenge the loss. And I think I covered my feelings on the election. Graceful loser, I am not. I think growing up in Marenisco should have taken care of my losses for a life time. The only thing we ever won was one single solitary tournament. I've also been a Vikings fan for my entire life, which, like Lee said, can be equated to being a Red Sox fan. Except the Vikings have NEVER won a championship. Hustle up boys, I'm probably not going to be alive for 80 some more years. I also voted for Al Gore last election. Damn. How many times can one person lose without feeling like a loser? I guess I have a few more times left in me, right now I think I'm a winner for sure. =)

Okay, enough of that. Here's an interesting statistic. In a 1948 survey this guy found the 8% of males in America had had sex with an animal. 8%!!!!!!!!! There were probably like, say, 200 million people in America back there, that's 16 MILLION people having sex with animals. SIXTEEN MILLION. I think it was like 3.2% of women. That's 6.4 MILLION women. First of all, how does this work? And second, was life so different back then that they couldn't find a man to have sex with? Because I'm pretty sure that's not a big problem for chicks right about now. If they're so non-discriminating that they'll have sex with a barnyard animal then the high school janitor should be a huge step up. After the statistic they did qualify that the statistic has decreased because farms are disappearing. Do only 8 million men have sex with animals now? Sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick SICK!

And, once again, that's enough of that.

What Do We Do Now?

After taking a few days to try to get over my extreme disappointment in the American people and their bad decision I realized that it's probably not going to happen. How, HOW could anyone have voted for one of the dumbest men on earth? For anyone who is reading this who voted for Bush just let me say this-I'm sorry. Sorry that you don't have access to a television to watch the news, sorry you can't read newspapers, sorry you have no idea what the hell has happened to our country in the past 4 years, sorry you don't love anyone enough to care if they get sent to a pointless war. Yeah, I know I'm being a little extreme but I just can't understand how anyone could vote for a man who sent our economy down the shitter, sent and continues to send our families and friends to war(s), squandered our budget surplus, thinks that we need to take a huge step back in civil rights, and thinks that we need to keep killing people in the name of justice. A CNN poll reports that people are actually SCARED of what's going to happen in the next four years. Frankly, I am too. That's the first time that people have said this to any large degree. In another CNN poll that struck as being pretty funny they reported (big headline) that half of the people in America were happy about the outcome of the election, 51% to be exact. Um, DUH. Bush had, in some AMAZING coincidence, 51% of the vote. NO KIDDING CNN, thanks for the breaking news. I apologize for the seriousness of this post but I'm really quite upset about this disturbing turn of events. I don't call myself a liberal and in fact agree with the Republican viewpoint more often than not but Bush is a BIG FUCKING IDIOT. Anyone up for a coup?

(Okay, just kidding on that coup thing)

I just found this, it's pretty funny. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=583&e=3&u=/nm/20041105/od_nm/canada_usa_dc