Here you go ASShly

After being ordered to "updated your blog whore" here I am, updating my blog. It seems I take kindly to verbal abuse. I, naturally, do not have too much to discuss except my recent drunkeness. And even that is boring. I can pretty much just sum it up I made an ass out of myself, again. I firmly believe that phones should be only able to operate when your blood alcohol is under .05. Or maybe I should invent one. That's the key to my fame and fortune, I just know it.

In other news, I started my job at That's Amore, the Italian restaurant that doesn't serve pizza. I really can't see myself as a long term employee of that fair establishment but for now it's better than nothing. Maybe. The waitresses seem to think that it's okay to smoke in the kitchen...I'm not so sure about all that. But hey, it's not Hudson's, right?

It seems that, once again, I have nothing witty and/or interesting to say and as this blog is only an attempt to keep Ashly (the abuser) happy, I will end it until I do. Good day.