How Incredibly Inaccurate

So I went to the name website that Julie had on her blog to have my name analyzed. I'm not sure if any part of this assessment is even a little bit correct. You tell me.

Your First Name of: Jaime
Although the name Jaime creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it causes procrastination, lack of confidence, and the inability to realize your goals and ambitions. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid systems, and worry or mental tension.
As Jaime you are rather serious-minded, responsible, and stable. You have the gift of tact and diplomacy, and possess a charming, easy-going nature which endears you to others. You have a serious desire to understand the heart and mind of everyone, and could be very effective in a career or in volunteer work where you are handling people and serving in a humanitarian way. This name also gives you a love of home and family, and as a parent you would likely be fair and understanding.

TACT? CHARMING? INABILITY TO REALIZE GOALS? FAIR AND UNDERSTANDING PARENT? LACK OF CONFIDENCE? SERIOUS-MINDED?

Was I given the wrong name?