Unfair Advantage?
Today we had a Miller Lite party at Hudson's. They had a TON of things that you could win in a raffle, from hats and t-shirts to grills and an electric guitar. I got off of work at about 8 because my section was ridiculous. I, however, was not eligible to win any of the prizes. Why is this? Does working at Hudson's somehow make me more likely to win a completely random raffle? How is this fair? So there I was, forced to watch the revelry without being able to participate. How sad for me. I did, however, receive a free Lite tee-shirt and some Lite beads, which I am still wearing at this very minute as I sit here eating Chex mix that I'm not even hungry for waiting for the rest of my roommates to get home to entertain me.
So I was sitting here in my apartment by myself watching a movie about Jeffrey Dahmer. It had just gotten to a part where Dahmer was jacking himself off to some dead guy and Amy walks in. She laughed, turned around, and mumbled a "I'm going to my room". GREAT, so my roommate thinks I sit here alone in the dark (or light) watching porn. This is so not true, to those male readers who now think I'm the perfect woman. Sorry to disappoint. Porn is only fun when shared with others.
On a COMPLETELY different note, my mom came up to visit me and get her car fixed today. That was nice. The End.
1 Comments:
It just smells of a set up if an employee wins something. I'm convinced that there are too many people out there that think the whole entire world is geared against them, that an employee winning a "completely random" drawing would just coincide with that theory. Hudson's is just covering there butts. Plus, it's not like they don't already compensate you enough, you ungrateful wench. Kidding.
For example, whenever I win a game of trivia at the Swallow Inn, I have to hear at least 3-4 "Sure, Brooke gave him the answers!" Nobody in Rapid River got the memo that a) we broke up in March and b) she doesn't know the questions ahead of time. See what I'm saying?
Nate
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